Contrary to popular belief, not all white women have what the majority would describe as “good hair”.

But Becky simply means white woman. That’s it. It has nothing to do with promiscuity. I mean it’s one thing for a white person to butcher, redefine and then columbize black lingo (*cough* Erin Gloria Ryan *cough*) but for a black person to do it, it just makes me feel more perplexed than annoyed.

I’ve done that at concerts, and other things, along with a bunch of my friends. No one cared.

Back home, when the queue was too long in women’s’ bathrooms, i used to go over at the mens. Suddenly, I feel very revolutionary.... Seriously, what is the deal with the bathroom in this country?

Hold up, I got a better one: