Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa just shove weeks of trash under the carpet and sofa, and then when Homer and Marge come home and everyone is sitting on it enjoying their TV dinners, the couch goes boom...

This man is the definition of thin skinned. All he does is dish it out, he can’t take a tap from a butterfly without boo hooing like a two year old who needs a nap.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

again, he is 16 years old...so he can’t consent either. Is every sexual encounter among minors rape?

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

That’s about all I have to say about this. And I’m concerned about the charges the 16 yr old is being brought up on.

Yes. No giggling critique of 1950s cuisine is complete without aspic.

His obliques are so grotesquely hyper-developed it looks like he’s preggers.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

i live alone in a 1bd apartment in a bad but not that bad neighborhood. i love the apartment and location even though it’s far from work. i hate that the rent gets raised every year.