this is sooooo funny if you read the article. lmfao do NOT do this

Imagine the audacity of thinking you could inspire Machine Gun Kelly to be a supportive and mutually healthy long-term partner.

Commenters quickly picked up what the Jennifer’s Body actress was putting down. “If SHE got cheated on the rest of us really have no hope,” wrote one.

What’s so audacious about it?

jez has been all trolls for some time now.

I don’t recall them once saying they needed money. Harry said he needed to find a security company. He said they would work on behalf of the Queen and not expect to be part of the RF payroll, only that the Palace provide security when they went out on behalf of it.

I actually had this done back in September, but I’m a trans woman, and it was part of a larger facial feminization surgical process (I actually just had a second facial surgery last week). I fortunately was knocked out for the process, as the surgeons make incisions on the insides of your cheeks to remove the buccal…

Why is everyone so weird about this one?

Cool. Now I might actually watch it. 

Are you for REAL with this statement? Ivanka is a decent person like Eva Braun was.

And here’s another tale from my mom’s time in the lab:

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Top Gun Maverick got GREAT reviews!  That’s what I meant to say, “great reviews”!  Sorry for the confusion, feel free to call me an idiot, which is true. 

They named the child. They knew what was coming. The child was alive outside the womb briefly. While an abortion, this was a (necessary) loss of life and a loss for them. This still was their child. This is the only tangible recording of this experience. This is heartbreaking, depressing, and a loss known by too…

It’s gross to me that you feel compelled to lay judgement over someone’s handling of an incredibly painful, emotional experience. You can not like her. But if they found solace and comfort in documenting this and sharing her story, it’s absolutely their right.

Total BS Sudeikis had zero control over what happened.

It’s funny how he gets the benefit of the doubt from the public but she doesn’t. It’s almost like we live in a misogynistic society or something. Must be my imagination. 

Sudeikis: Can we just get this finished without publicly destroying each other?

The puritanical ‘that bitch cheated ergo she’s a monster’ vibes in the comments are shitty, and sadly unsurprising.

“Personally, I’m particularly interested in Pugh’s poignant refusal to post about the film on her Instagram. To be a fly in that panicked PR room!”