Yeah, that was an incredibly ungenerous interpretation of the post. Here’s a screenshot:

I have a puppy that I have had since birth. He was born in my closet after I took in his pregnant mama. Unlike every other dog I’ve ever had, he’s never been on the streets or in a shelter. He’s known nothing but love and security, yet he Hates. Everyone.

My condo board has a rule that all window treatments must be white. I pointed out that it is illegal to regulate anything that is inside one’s unit, like window treatments, and the lady from the board just said “Oh”, as in “Oh shit, someone actually checked the law”.

Is that the one that got flooded while people were sleeping there during a bombing?

I like it, it’s like a disco garrick coat.

i refuse to vote until a mayoral candidate platforms on an underground white sage policy

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

I mean those of us south of the river all fly kites and watch fireworks on the site of a massive plague pit anyway so this would be hardly surprising.

Had it not been pointed out, researched, and vetted, I would not have believed that is the same dress. Kim and Taylor have such completely different body types and those photos are so different, I would never think they were the exact same dress.

Sure, any woman “too ambitious” or ”bossy” or “opinionated” is “not feminine enough".

i was having an awful day at work a couple of weeks ago and actually went back to the Jez post from that day (should be a national holiday tbh) and it legit lifted my spirits

I was gleeful for a solid two weeks about Receipts Day. It was GLORIOUS.

She is. She totally is. When it comes to tormenting Swiftie and bringing her down a peg or 2 ? I bet she could sit and meditate on a silver dress for days.

Deep? No. Petty? Fuck yea and I’m here for every minute taking notes do you mind if I record this Professor KKW?

Huh. Really? I’m no Kim fan but Tay looks exactly like the homeless lady outside my office who digs aluminum foil out of the garbage to patch her spacesuit. Down to the stringy hair and overlined red lips. The dress is baggy and the styling is rough.

I am here for how much you are here for Kim Kardashian.

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

I kind of like it. In that I would have the time of my life with that bat wing capelet and making the light sparkle and dance in the sunlight around me.

Fun Bond Fact. David Niven was Ian Fleming’s pick, who turned it down.

You know I actually think Kim runs Kanye tho