Oh, the same Tom Mesereau that defended Bill Cosby?

Congratulations on the birth of your baby! Anaesthetists are just the best people, this is my firmly held view. My daughter is nearly 16 now, but I remember this specific feeling very, very well. It was terrifying, and -importantly- temporary. Things aren’t ever going to be the same again (they will in fact probably…

Billy didn’t choose ballet over coal mining... actually I’m too to tired to get into this and I basically agree with you so go off.

Congratulations on the birth of your baby! I’ve no doubt that you’re doing a great job. I’m sure you’ve heard it a million times but enjoy this time as much as you can, it really flies by.

That’s often more expensive than flying.

My two are both failed racers from Ireland. Each of them came to me when they had just turned 2 years old.

Entirely coincidentally, I saw the shirt he was executed in today. It’s pretty big, and most of the tiny buttons have gone from the front because people stole them for souvenirs.

Plus I’ve got one boy teen and one girl teen and the idea that boys are disgustinger, tougher, more aggressive and more emotionally bonded with their mothers is frankly ludicrous.

Oh just fuck all this.

I got a lot of this with my daughter. “Hoo BOY you’re going to have a lot of trouble with that one! Your husband is going to have to beat them away from the door with sticks!”

Yeah. It looked to me like she had had her eyes done, stopped with all that botox and filler, maybe stopped drinking, and got older. I think she looks great, not that it's any of my business.

As someone who did that in her mid twenties I also feel... no.

No, no, you’re mistaken! Alanis is forever whatever-age-she-was-when-Jagged-Little-Pill came out! Sorry bout it!

“I think in summer, it’s nice to never repeat a dress you wear to work.”

As someone who spent a ridiculous amount of her teens attempting to look like Cindy Crawford by whatever means possible, it was very much a thing.

But also I think we should factor who his exes are and why they perhaps might not wish to become embroiled, either way.

Recently I was late for work and got poked in the shoulder by a plastic gun because of that new War Of The Worlds thing. Wondering where my cheque is.

We’ve been at peak Archie/Alfie/Freddie for about a decade now.

Thank you for taking the time to insult me. Yes I have met other people, including multiple rape victims. I myself have been raped. There was no justice for me. I now work in a related field in the UK. While you process that information through the mist of your indignation maybe have a look at this... it might lift…

You had me at vegetables, and I was in tears by the time you were doing laundry. You are truly a wonderful, wonderful friend.