I had a bright red Umbro pair from the late 70s. When I moved to London in 1998 it was absolutely impossible for me to leave the house wearing them without a Japanese person literally offering me cash in the street for them.

Yep. It’s pretty hard to deny that part of the appeal of these girls for Madonna may amount to optics.

I see what you’re saying. Rocco is 17 and living in London with his father though- so much so that he has a London based girlfriend and a London based Deliveroo job. How much time he spends with Madonna and how jeopardised that is by new siblings is kind of up for debate maybe.

I was really, really shipping main character and the Brazilian guy.

Yeah, I was just thinking about this. I’d like to see what Zadie Smith has to day about this situation.

Sort of. My great great great grand father was a famous engineer and has his own Wikipedia page and everything. There’s a fancy 5 star hotel estate in Kerala thats called my family name. My grandmother was in Debretts.

Yeah.

Kylie J needs to watch her step and respect her elders/botox pioneers.

A very, very good wedding :)

Mine is in the loft, in the bin bag it has been in since I scooped it up off the floor the morning after. It was off the peg jcrew and I have no particular affection for it (other than that it had pockets), but Mr. Sweetie makes sad noises when I talk about getting it cleaned and giving it to charity.

I just remembered her social media reaction to Lemonade and cringelaughed right out loud. Jesus.

Yup. Our wedding invitations were partly in lobster italic and I hated them (well the lobster part) long before the rsvps starting rolling in.

I hate to quibble with you, but Soho House is more of a members club/party venue than a night club and not an unreasonable place to throw a party (if you’ve got the £££££s to do so, obviously). I don’t know if it was a child’s birthday party or not- either way, there shouldn’t have been ectasy lying around. Sadie…

The tablet she swallowed was nothing to do with either him or the child’s mother, and it didn’t happen at either of their houses.

4 children with 2 women? 

Being with a beautiful woman has never, ever stopped a cheater from cheating.

I’m trying to work out what’s going on with her shoe/foot situation. It’s somewhat unnerving.

Crying. Might not ever stop.