Yeah, I read his book! Have you seen his paintings?!

I was traumatised, and I don’t say that lightly.

He’s fantastic.

I saw Derren Brown live and he does the *most* amazing cold reads. He’ll know about people’s childhood dogs were called (and what breed they were), what someone’s grandmother left to them in her will, a funny story about someone’s late uncle’s beloved canary yellow Ford Capri...

On my 21st someone told me that I’d look good with a pixie cut.

“WATCH BEYONCE AND THE DIXIE CHICKS...”

Same.

My lovely spindly dog child.

I just remembered- in the mid 80s my parents were looking for an old, rural fixer upper. My mother insisted that they take the cat and dog with them every time. God only knows what these rural 1980s estate agents thought of her, but (and I’m paraphrasing) she was fucked if she was going into a building that the…

Apparently so! I especially liked the *shrug* “it works” element of the answer, combined with the implied distain for their client base.

I’ve never bought a celebrity fragrance, but recently some (girl)friends and I had one of those Down The Rabbit Hole sorts of evenings that led us to be conversing with some dancers at a strip club at 3am. One of my friends asked “What is this perfume you’re all wearing?”

... who is Caroline Brown.

Yep. Timing is particularly shit.

Haha ok. Can’t wait to encounter you and your fascinatingly self-righteous victim complex again.

Oh, great!I can be a condescending dick too!

I commend your message, but maybe you need to pay more attention to the post you just responded to. 

“He goes to talk. He doesn’t go to commit a crime. They talk and it seems like there is still this spark between them, this unfinished business emotionally... Certainly, that’s how Ross feels. He doesn’t force himself upon her.”

:)

I’m never not hypnotised by this gif.

I was just about to comment to say exactly this. My kids are 12 and 13 and yeah, they probably have more screen time per day than is strictly healthy, but they also draw, build, cook, swim, read, play team sports etc and I’ve NEVER had to instruct them to do that. They just do.