Ok, yeah. I really hope so.

No, I am a Brit and was wondering how each and/or any of these men demand my respect.

What? Sorry, I’m going to need you to hold my hand and walk me through your message here.

Alright, alright... Those pieces aren’t exactly heartfelt examples of crusading front page journalism.

Thank you!

What OTHER than our shared appreciation of NHS dental care and The Chelsea Flower Show?

Wow, you can really write- I was actually disappointed to come to the end of your post.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

I named my dog after this character. I’ve got quite a lot invested here.

I don’t know- how do you feel about Kylie Jenner’s injectibles?

I now really want to see the extension. I don’t think the balcony is it.

A friend and I were discussing the untapped possibilities of those signs, the ones that instruct you to do things that you’re already there to do in a glittered, illuminated or italic font. “Bathe”, “Cook” etc.

I *love* how they only lit about a third of it.

Caitlyn no doubt agrees with Trump’s criticisms. I saw those episodes.

Exac-gly. Like she’s just pushed up her jacket sleeves, peered over some aviators, and is about to slide across a car bonnet.

Bad tempered hench-weasel. With mange.

Dinner time. I’m about to do that thing where you prepare a meal and graze your own body weight in condiment sandwiches at the same time.

Thank you, Boobs. I’m borderline delirious rn.

I’m agreeing with you. I might be being weird about it because my blood sugar is really low, in which case I apologise.

You’re right. That is someone who thought it appropriate to replace his best friend with a lookalike because she had just had her second baby and was being boring and then ‘accidentally’ run into her. So yeah obviously it was him. Good work.