God damn that picture is a murderer’s row of awful. Also possibly a murderer’s row.

I don’t understand the question.

Is there a way to tell them apart?

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.

Frank Reynold’s wrestling character “The Trashman” isn’t fiction for some of us. It’s a way of life.

Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

Determined by coin toss as per the Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Down to the waist or up to the waist? I’ll hang up and listen.

No because that is not an outrageous boast. It is a known fact and I will strip to the waist and fight any nerd who says otherwise.

LaVar Burton: “TNG is Still the Best Star Trek Series”

Tulip bulbs! Get your tulip bulbs!

The line drive outs were tough for LA, because that’s BABIP in action. They hit sizzling line drives, but right at people. 4 feet to the right and those are runs on the board.

Perhaps more than any other sport, the sheer sample size of a baseball game, of the baseball playoffs, of the regular season, make this one game completely insignificant from a statistical point of view. You can do everything right: draft the right guys, put in the right mix of veterans and younger players, hire the…

I’m an ESPN producer looking for an angle: I see your point about unlikely liners, but is it possible that Houston deserved to win this series more because of Hurricane Harvey?

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Can’t even tank right.

Several of those throws in that video that were jump balls into double and triple coverage shouldn’t have worked and won’t in the future, but it’s hilarious how many terrible teams passed on him in the draft after all he did in college was totally dominate.

I streamed Watson and Fuller this week and had a great come from behind win and hey where are you going, I was going to show you pictures of my kid!

It all comes down to the opinion of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

He is giving football fans way too much credit. They didn’t give a shit about injured players way before fantasy became a thing.