Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Audience of NBC Sports today:

My favorite part of about the Crab is how he’s just wearing some regular-ass dad sneakers.

Q: What’s worse than loony lobsters on your piano?

Ben Lindbergh did that study with the help of a lab. Basically, the balls are definitely different and they can pinpoint an exact time in which they changed. https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run-spike-juiced-ball-testing-reveal-155cd21108bc

I think the majority of America’s reputable laboratories are mostly working on dong pills and such.

Yeah I mean it perfectly shows Tarantino’s obsession with saying “nigger” but I just started laughing thinking “So Tirico is Christopher Walken’s brother?”

So he’s Sicilian?

Yeah, if he really thinks that his parents and grandparents were all white, then I’m thinking mama Tirico may have been lying about what she was doing all those nights she was supposedly going out to her ‘Bridge Club’.

Either there was a Moor in lineage or somebody was cheating on the other.

based on my basic calculations, the ball would have traveled very far

They should force the losers to declare that “I’ve lost my marbles”.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

Keep Austin Weird At All Costs

Yeah but

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.