Sluggerrr felt that his buddy Orbit had greater need to hear the message.

Can.

Every Sportscenter anchor is annoying as hell. And I would know, as I once batted .165 in more than 200 plate appearances for the Mets.

I think this is a transcript as related by somebody else in the room:

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”

Magnets

Tastes like Turkey.

+111 vacated wins

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Golyf Woods
Swimyng Ledecky
Gianbayseball Stanton
Mykskila Shiffrin
Metta World Peace

UPDATE: This has certainly taken a turn:

You’re fired. No disrespect.

Just add that to the list of things that Melo’s done with. Including

Lennay is such a pretty name. You must be very happy.

“John 0:16" was the best sign I saw today at the parade. (Cavs in 4!)

“Needs more cats.”

On the way to reach greatness