Jesus, I thought this said Martha Plimpton.

I was about to say. Tons of my patients come in and get their “chemo” refilled. I know they’re talking about their MTX. it’s toxic, and it’s the same med whether they’re taking it for cancer or RA. what kinda dick is like, “Excuse me, this isn’t CHEMO unless you’re using it for CANCER. Buck up!” yikes.

So he isn’t a piece of shit that shouldn’t be celebrated in Hollywood (and allowed to glorify his perversions through film) because he didn’t hurt enough people?

I did a lot of eliminating when I was first diagnosed in my teens. Eliminated gluten, dairy, meat, etc. Nothing really helped. I did take hyocsyamine for a few years, which was amazing. I got off recently since the hubs and I were thinking about starting a family, and it’s not something you can do in pregnancy. We’re…

So true. I’ve done that thing where I break into a run as soon as I’m out of my car probably twice a week since I moved into my new apartment, but no actual pants shitting yet. Thank the Lord. It’s gonna happen, though. I mean... it’s inevitable. :(

As a person with IBS, this is pretty much my worst fear.

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Then, his daughter realized the truck’s gas tank would explode and could engulf the house in flames. She jumped in the driver’ seat and gunned the truck sideways on its three remaining wheels, away from the house. She then grabbed a garden hose and began spraying down the house before firefighters arrived.

This could so easily happen to me. I’ve put on about 60 pounds since high school. I can only hope I handle it as well as you did if it does. :) Facebook and Timehop make it so easy to make comparisons to your old self.

Your friend challenges you to race to the summit of the mountain, which tops out at 12,280 feet, i.e. 1,000 meters of elevation gain.

Shkreli, who describes himself as a bit of a recluse

I’ve had this exact dream so many times. I’m insecure, I guess. and I get mad at him, too. I know I can’t hold him accountable for what he does in my dreams, but I still get that short “you bastard” feeling when I look at him after I have one. It’s an impulse!

I went to a bar and played trivia last night for Thanksgiving. It was awesome. I kinda wish I’d had donuts, too.

lol maybe if I had a society-approved thin body with a job (no job?) that wouldn’t fire me for it, I’d post my nudes too.

calling them “gross” and “pussy” (as in containing pus)

seriously. I wanted to punch someone after getting only that far. An ethics professor. Fucking seriously?

I also enjoyed it. It’s not like my favorite movie or anything, but I love true crime shit, and I still have a soft spot for Johnny even when he’s being ridiculous. so I guess I was the target audience.

I experienced this at Walmart. She was like, “Oooooh, oh no!” when I brought the test up to the register. I was actually hoping for a positive. I didn’t get one and cried about it for a long time. She was young and pregnant herself, so I let it slide, but man. Do not assume 1) that the customer wants to talk about it…

There were no charities that could have used a million fucking euros...?

God, this was my experience in Italy. I was constantly panicking because I would be out and not have correct change. Lots of the toilets didn’t even have attendants, just machines that you put your change in. No correct change, no bathroom for you. A nightmare. Plus, most of the places I spent money didn’t like making…