“Amateur.”

I didn’t even recognize her at first. She looks like Lou Ferrigno wearing a Kate Gosselin wig.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

I’m 30 kinds of disgusted by Kevin Spacey today, and for once it’s not because of his doughy physique on House of Cards. First, thanks for tangling up being gay with preying on young boys. Because no one has ever conflated those two before, making life hard for gay folks. Second, you’ve been in the glass closet for…

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

I’m a small woman and a lawyer and business and law dudes will often try to give me this limp-ass handshake. I always wonder if it’s because they always have a limp-ass handshake or if that’s how they think they should shake a woman’s hand. Either way, it does not impress.

I didn’t know Nordstrom even carried Ivanka Trump’s line.* I just assumed that TJ Maxx had an exclusive on Ivanka’s line because every time I’m there, I see racks and racks of her fugly clothes, untouched by the masses.

He just seems to me like one of those guys who cries after you have sex for the first time (and insists on calling it “making love”).