Living in Tampa, I guess I should consider myself lucky that the worst thing I’ve gotten because of a rat (so far) is a bill for $1200 after one ate the electrical wiring in my car. This fucking state.....

This book received a ton of praise when it was published, and from what we’ve heard, it lives up to the hype

So by Pitino’s logic.... BJs in Billy Minardi Hall = dishonorable; while BJs in Italian restaurants while cheating on Billy Minardi’s sister = forgivable

Corpse Bride(s) meets American Gothic meets Nonna’s funeral attire

Nobody laughs at Beverly Leslie and gets away with it

Numpty.

Denigrate Weasels would make a great name for a band

Same. Actually, I hate when anyone, man OR woman gives me a limp dick handshake. However I mentioned this to my husband once and found out he does a different handshake with women as well. You know, because we’re so dainty and all.

Presidenting is hard

I don’t know which is more concerning, the number of exclamation points in the article or the fact that they may have been warranted.