The presidential superlaser is not fully operational...yet.

“I do declare, our supporters can’t repel ire-power of that magnitude!”

AUGUST 22, 2014

I have some names to add to Arya’s list. Who wrote the code for Kinja, again? I am still floundering around like a kid in a shitty sandbox.

Forget it, Anxie. It’s Kinjatown.