Let’s try it...

*thinks*
Ghostbusters 2016 wasn’t very good

*waits*

Could you tell him to pick me up some razors and garlic bread?

The extended cut helped BvS and made Suicide Squad slightly more interminable.

Fun fact: Those barrels in Donkey Kong were full of rum and Mario is secretly a G-Man.

Cutting that Finn/Rose sub-plot would be enough.

The wife finally allowed me to get a Switch a couple of weeks ago.

More colorful metaphors, please.

I love Mann’s movie and decided to try the book. A few pages in I was all, “What the fuck is this shit?” and just watched my letterboxed VHS again.

Jaws or The Godfather.

Are you me? I have been staring longingly at Mario for the Switch and sighing deeply. The wife feels that the various consoles we have around the house are plenty and I don’t need one. I counter with but those can’t play Odyssey. She counters with a certain look. I back off and try again later.

No thinking in church, guy. You just do what you’re told.

I sure hope she spanks that President Snow in the Capitol and builds that train that people think is lame but they don’t understand living by your own rules.

I asked Wes Studi. He said no.

While real life shitty, his work in LA Confidential will always be a joy.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole is pretty swell. The humor and general silliness is all there from Stick of Truth. I’m still not sold on the new combat system, it’s okay and all, but I much preferred the Mario RPG stuff from Stick.

The Exorcist is so goddamned boring.

They snuck Final Fantasy IX in there on the PS4. While I don’t much care for the mobile game menus the rest is nice. I haven’t played it in so long that it is both newish and I’ve spend a lot of time going “Oh yeah. Those guys or that thing!”. 1000 rope skips means I’ll never bother with the platinum.

She didn’t have time for that. She’s too busy fucking all the people on Xbox.

An article that is nearly all things people said on Twitter gives it a nice HuffPost feel.

But all those red balloons tied to sewers in various cities are real Pennywise franchisees though, right?