It’s been a rough couple of days.

I’d assume that Madea wouldn’t much care for Osteen.

My fellow Americans,

The Night She Had to Decide on a Restaurant 

The Anxie Committee To Fight Floods and Shit will be happy to take your donation, President Trump.

If not for news stories telling me that a thing has gone viral, I’d never see these things.

Why does Angela want me? I can’t read. That Brian kid is super smart. Oh wait. I’m really good looking. Brian isn’t. It all makes sense now.

I hope I live to see her mature to an Ann Coulter super crazy place.

A typo in an email? Has that ever happened before?

It is pretty tough finding a fellow capable of saying “yeaahhh boooyyy!” on occasion.

I will gladly take all the offensive twenties off people’s hands.

An American remake of The Raid...

That’s cold, Jay.

Oh no! Viral dog means the rabies. They’re gonna put him down and cut off his head.

When I bought the Rogue One, I had a bit of a dilemma.

When I bought the Rogue One, I had a bit of a dilemma.

What happened out there?

The only real answer is speedruns of 8- and 16-bit games.

Dear God! The Chinese have stopped PVP to sell gold!!

FUCKING CONTROLLER DID A THING AND COST ME THE GOLD!!

Nioh is more or less Dark Souls in feudal Japan.