That Penthouse centerfold with the gaping vagina is classy as fuck cause she's holding a rose between her teeth. Good choice, guys.
-Trump.

No! Come back Harold or Kumar. It feels better when I cut funding right in front of you. I can't cum otherwise.

My scout master gave me several private tutorials on venom removal.
I asked him if snakes tend to strike in the front that often and he said yes.

Alright! Check out this bad boy: 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard
drive, built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits it
over 28,000 bps.

Look at the poor hater over here. Apple products are the best.
-95% of Apple users

I just draw a little design using dots to unlock mine.

You can turn it back on or…

I just ignore it. I'm not invested enough to try to change someone's mind about whatever dumb shit they believe.

I played for the story. Often the gameplay got in the way of it.

Probably. The main missions can probably be tackled one after the other without bothering to unlock other characters.

Bioshock Infinite keeps things fairly steady with the encounters with enemies until the last battle where the game sends all the people and gives no checkpoints in an overly long fight.

I played Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice and enjoyed it a lot.

I also like We Can't Stop.

I also remember early 2011. Those were the days.

No one would watch. People need the talking heads to argue so that they can see their guy own the other guy on the station that caters to their political viewpoint.

Oh no! The O looked like a D. He just wanted to pay his AOL bill. He used $1M worth of dial up this month.

Any use of mayo beyond "on a bacon or tomato sandwich" is too much.

That website with the comics that are occasionally mildly amusing?

I know, reich?

While I don't mind being white, I can't reach a point where I'm proud to be. I didn't achieve it through skill or perseverance. My dad's pull out game was weak and here I am.