But, an out of shape 45 year old dude with a wife and kids has a chance, right?

I don't know what happened under that dress but my science advisor, Kushner, was telling me that women's asses will break off and float away if not held on by a man's hand. So, he was the hero here, maybe.

Meanwhile across town.

We asked Juror 9 why she chose the DJ's side.
"I don't know. Taylor seems stuck up and broke that nice Loki's heart."

From the people who brought us "If you get pregnant, it can't be rape because the body protects against it" comes this bullshit.

The Emperor never even came out and denounced the speciest thought in that gesture.

My now ex-wife was Mormon. Back when we started talking she sent me a copy of Charlie, which is Mormon Love Story with O'Neal and whatsherface.
In it a dad sends he son to the airport to pick up a woman for reasons. She is wacky, in that she doesn't wear shoes and maybe jumps in fountains, and he is straight-laced.
She…

Back when Greek Wedding 2 was announced, the EW page was full of overly excited women linking the news of it to other women. I vaguely recall watching once and thinking it was just awful. I guess those ladies really dug it.

You should try the cinema of the Mormons.

Yesh. My ire (over crap TV) rises.

Episode 12.
Chewbacca Mom vs Star Wars Kid.

No one will watch this show.
Then why are you here, brother?

Spoke too soon.

But we need water.
Like in the toilet?

Thankfully, they have Bartles and James on hand.

What's this odd sign outside city Hall mean? Nilbog?
*looks in rearview mirror*
OOHHHH MMMMYYYYY GGGGAAAAWWWDDDD!

That pun may be your personal best, or Pb as the kids call it.

*Flint's mayor uses money to fund water on Mars*

an Asian

Nazis. I mumblemumble those guys.