Who is gonna do all this sewing for $1 per hour without illegal aliens?

Perhaps Limbaugh could add it where it becomes a companion piece to "The Real Thanksgiving" where the Indians are goddamned incompetent at farming and learn that capitalism is the best.

Just waiting for the story where a person with rope, chisel and hammer does a terrible job adding "As long as they are legal" to the weary huddled masses thing.

I was watching the Planet of the Apes and 1968 was all here's the broken Statue of Liberty and NRA guy Chuck Heston used God's name in vain. It might be time to remake the movie with a conservative like Scott Baio in the lead role.

Ed Wood had a point of view but no money or talent. While his films aren't traditionally good there is, usually, a message of some variety in there.
Ratner, for instance, just makes these movies with no edges and no meaning that will appeal to the largest crowd.

Last House is a terrific little revenge picture where the low budget works in it's favor where the low production values make it feel a bit more real.
Grave was interesting because the entire plot and subsequent revenge was all fueled by the idiocy of male ego over their dicks.

I don't think I even noticed it until every person on youtube who reviews this sort of thing made hay of it.

The nadir of torture porn were those I Spit on Your Grave reboots and sequels. I never suspected that the young lady in them was a master of making traps that killed in ironic ways based on the character trait of the dude killed.

The nadir of torture porn were those I Spit on Your Grave reboots and sequels. I never suspected that the young lady in them was a master of making traps that killed in ironic ways based on the character trait of the dude killed.

On the plus side, I don't think he's ever likely to make a PG-13 CGI ghost jump scare-a-thon.

I like the first Cabin Fever. It was dumb and bloody and felt like a breath of fresh air after a near decade of meta-horror post-Scream stuff.

The fast track to "Talking Head on Fox News That Talks About Hacking and Tech Stuff" work.

Somewhere, that guy is saying, "Fucking Jerry McGuire got to fuck Zellweger and I just get fired. Fuck! Not even that dumb kid with the brain trivia. This sucks."

What does that sign say?

Hi!
Did you know that using Bing earns points that can be used to purchase items you might use?
Using Google earns you nothing.
Have a good day,
Jeeves.

Everyone's looking at the Russians while scam companies in India are pretending to be Microsoft and getting $500 from folks.

I talked to a guy the other day wanting Kaspersky removed from his computer because he heard it was used by Russians to hack his computer.
I rolled my eyes and did it.

For a while that was my 3rd favorite TV movie behind Dark Night of the Scarecrow and that Hound of Hell movie.

The only time I hear Avatar mentioned these days are in articles about the sequels where people 95% of the time wonder who wants sequels to Avatar.

I am a member of the cartoonishly evil military. My hands have been replaced by a comically oversized knife to stab the B-words and an axe to chop down your big dumb symbolically significant tree.