His father, Now See Here, tells him stories of the old days.

I guess I ran across him in the awful, except the first 5 minutes, Ghost Ship.

I keep waiting for someone to complain that the gentleman's F is a D-.

With the long hair and all, him, in those Rings movies, made my heart go aflutter.

10 dreadful Cube sequels, you say?
-Syfy.

Here's hoping that nice Urban lad gets Ryan Reynolds treatment, gets a sequel and makes a zillion dollars.

The gentleman's F where F stands for "They got that one Fucking wrong".

PENTA-CILLIN.

All I wanna do is Doom Doom Doom
And-a shake yer rump.

Doom was a popular game series in the 90s. He is welcoming you to Doom but also, it being 1st person, you are Doom as well.

*briefly considers joke*
*decides against it*

You mean the ones made from the ground up bones of illegal aliens?

It makes me kinda, but not really, sad that Limbaugh and Douglas Adams could sit around having a good time talking Apple products and dongles.

Like a Yalie uses Harvard and Princeton as safety schools, Mummenschanz.
*Wiggly head thing*

Worse weird choice of 3rd man on NFL broadcasts
Limbaugh or Dennis Miller?

Years ago, when my car broke down, I had to drive my uncle's truck to work. He only had an AM radio and I had an hour lunch.
I'd sit in the parking lot listening to the show.
In between gold/silver ads and whatnot, he'd make reference to shit from years ago to prove how dastardly libs were.
I'd assume he is making the…

Occasionally examples must be made.

Mr Limbaugh is rich and famous. Rich and famous people rarely pay for crimes.

Do they do GoT recaps?

I tend to enjoy when, say, Popsugar or HelloGiggles writes about it.
It comes across like weird musings of semi-concussed tweens writing a book report that uses random people from Twitter as sources.