Nihao, mā lā ge bā zi!

Wow. Neve Campbell got more work. Good for her.

Actually snopes is more about seeing if rumors and stories on the internet are true or false and I am more about taking an article that uses a reference to pop culture and showing how the reference was used wrong. So, no.

If your burger is talking to you, I don't think it was a portobello you ate.

Tuesday was the other day. Where's the fucking money I lent you, asshole?

You have to be careful. I've had many people tell me that I must be fun at parties on the internet. As it turns out, they were saying it sarcastically and they felt that my taking the fun out of an article by applying logic to it and pointing out that whatever the article was about was wrong wasn't actually fun.

Now you've done it. You said his name.
*Leary pops up to do one of his rants against things like in those MTV promos and, annoyingly, like when Demolition Man temporarily ground to a halt to allow it*

*gets incredibly angry when I assume that someone not eating beef is somehow an attack on me*

Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
Because he was a fungi.

I would hope the burger was from Ab's. They make a pretty good burger.

Prediction: A Sonic burger won't be very good.

If memory serves, there was an ending that was scrapped where they did survive. Let's explore that.

Or, follow me here, Blade, The Day Walker.
Wesley Snipes to a producing mother fucker trying to ice skate up hill.

Vangelis is all the Midi one needs.

I felt that the 2 hour movie of Roy Blatty practicing that speech he gives Decker really went to some interesting places.

What if we get more younger action stars to appear opposite unicorns and Mia Sara?

I believe that Romero owns the rights to zombies that inexplicably start getting their shit together to fight big obvious symbolism.

More like semen-all.

Will Brad Pitt find the cure for fast zombies that can climb on each other to climb big walls?
Tune in to find out.

Not so fast.
Heavy lady in a car that can't jump the hills of San Francisco. Maybe wheels fall off.