Mark Lester would like to thank the Salkinds and Warner Brothers for this big chance.

Always think negatively so that if it turns out well it is a pleasant surprise.

They are from the darkest timeline and are anchovy, pineapple, kale and low fat cheese on gluten-free crust.

Well, Verizon just paid them $1.76 for the site. They blew it all on bubblegum cards.

I tried to get in a Brownie once but my wife yelled, "Wrong hole, asshole."

Old man yells at iCloud.

I'm rubbing two USB sticks together and making a firewall.

I keep seeing the books in the local comic shop but just can't talk myself into picking them up.

Doctor Manhattan is now Nurse Manhattan and will get her blue tits out on the reg.

Hold on, Lindelof. There is no great mystery. Ozymandias did it for world peace.
Not so fast. What if he did it on a magic island for a deeply philosophical reason that I won't explain well?

Oddly enough, I had to acquire 8 crushed nuts to aid in the war effort.

Yes. I did a quest for it and now I have to get to level 40 to actually wear it.

Han Solo movie makes a mere 1.4 kajillion dollars. Disney disappointed.

That's more like it, fancy man avatar pic.

Against whom.

Like a Power Glove, bro!

I also enjoy the Jump Street movies.

It's a shame when co-directors get in a argument over who shoots first.

Woo's American career was going well. Hard Target and Face/Off are terrifically over the top. Then Tom Cruise came calling.

Last time we got a famous (in China) pop singer and some milk thing. And Hong Kong. This does seem like a step down.