Cans of soup. Ever drop one on your toes?

Cans of soup.

Ok, now replace the word “gay” with the word “black” and watch your argument disappear down a rabbit hole. It is ILLEGAL to refuse service on the basis of race, religion, and now, sexual orientation.

Just like the idiot with the “muslim-free” gun store, he is breaking the law and should be prosecuted for doing so.…

Am I married to you?

A few years ago at a friend’s weekend resort wedding, about an hour after dinner I figured out that my wife of fifteen years had been having an affair with a former co-worker. I had my previous suspicions, and the fact that she kept texting “someone” when most people we knew worth texting were in the same room with…

The oysters are mine! Always! The uncultured, Philistine goobers that are my family can fight over the white meat all they want, because they can't cook worth shit and they don't know what they're missing.

Crimpin' ain't easy

I've got the 5.0 (4X4, crew cab) with the towing package (shorter rear end ratio, transmission cooler). It can yank around quite a bit. I tow a 27' trailer without issue, although fuel economy goes for a shit. I'm still amazed at how much power can be squeezed out of that 302! Any larger trailer though, I would need a…

Women in the U.S. needto rise up over this shit. One year of paid maternityer

I always stress that point to those who don't wear seatbelts. To be contained within the engineered space is the best chance you have of surviving a wreck, but if you get tossed out of the vehicle, so many possible and unmanageable fates may befall you.

As a shift worker, I use the excuse that I don't want to pay full price to only be able to attend half of the games, but in reality, it's jag-offs like these that direct my preference of fitness efforts to be of the "solo" variety.

I have been reading ZMF rants for 10+ years over at avclub. This is this funniest catharsis of hopelessness I have ever read.

The day I fought back was the day the bullying stopped. I have come to the aid of those being bullied. I fucking hate bullies, and regret none of my actions against them.