Scandals like this are why I no longer watch the Fatlympics.

Hey kids! Why don't you try our new Methy Meal?

It's like 10,000 bullets when all you need is a knife.

Wow! What's it like in 1982?

I may be stupid and lazy, but I am NOT a fornicator.

Wouldn't it be funny if like five celebrities died right now?

The Ny Meths are my favorite baseball squadron.

How about they alternate playing Bond scene by scene? It's what Luis Buñuel would have wanted.

I wouldn't have used those seconds wisely anyway.

Good. Now I'll be able to watch these. I usually have a hot date on Saturday nights.

The human wang is a beautiful thing.

https://www.thatsthejoke.go…

Remember 9/11? It's back…in pog form.

Ahem! The original The Fast and the Furious was released in 1955 and it starred sexpot Dorothy Malone. Please fix the header image to reflect that.

The NRA turned into a nihilistic death cult so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Abortions for some, walls along the Mexican border for others.

Are you kidding? He has the yugest, classiest vocabulary of any candidate God ever created.

Necrotizing fasciitis?

The A.V. Cl

In conjunction with the Serpent Society?