Jesse Camp proved to me that democracy doesn't work.

I'm seein' double here, four autoplay videos!

Eh, she'll probably just get a booting in the end.

Or from my Uncle Jerry!

Fair enough.

I really should be getting to sleep, but I'm going to start watching The Rock for the first time instead. Somehow, I doubt my viewing experience will be as glorious as yours.

I thought that's what Joy Division was for.

For damn near a decade, a friend of mine had been hounding me to watch Miami Blues. To finally shut him up, I actually watched the fucking thing and, damn. Out of the 300 or so films I've watched this year, it's one of the two or three I've enjoyed the most.

LET'S SACRIFICE HIM TO OUR GOOOOOD! Come on, we did it all the time in the thirties.

I'm going to die homeless and penniless. I'm still twenty-five pounds
overweight. No one will ever love me. I could just kill myself.

Xenophoboner is my favorite Greek philosopher.

They've gotta stop posting these Onion stories in the newswires.

I blame the scienticians.

With Jem'Hadar and the Holograms headlining!

Here we go again!

Needs more dong.

Wouldn't it be funny if I got upvoted by like, 800 people right now?

Oh yeah? Well, I once made a comment that got like 60 upvotes, so I'm not sweating it either.

The Ponderosa II House, apparently.

I think I was Captain America that year. I like to think that my Halloween heroics secured my spot as the second best Cap. Take that, Matt Salinger!