Are more likely to reproduce, since if there’s someone who would be baffled by birth control it’s someone who thinks these chucklefucks are worth listening to.

and these people are allowed to vote

Eh, it’s not that impressive. She’s naked and has a nice body and all, but there are tons of professionally made “films” featuring gorgeous women doing unspeakable things that look like they actually give a shit, rather than just being concerned about how they look on camera.

Woman with body entirely constructed in a plastic surgeon’s office endorses product that could not possibly benefit her cyborg figure.

Ketchup is too zesty a flavor to represent Ed Sheeran. Maybe a blander version of mayo?

If you follow Kim Kardashian West, Amber Rose, or other such reality star-entertainers on Instagram

I hope your default template is setup to fill in “C+” automatically, you know, to save time.

Grown men yelling at little girls isn’t something I usually find hilarious but something about McGuirk always yelling at Melissa made me laugh every time.

Did you mention the episode where McGuirk tries to learn how to be a bartender? Oh man...

“Once former-future President”

Keep spouting hyperbole and you’ll speak to an audience of none

That’s pretty much just boycotts in general. They’re powerful tools of protest when effective, and it’s still worth doing them for your own principles if nothing else, but they are very rarely actually effective for a variety of reasons. Most boycotts regardless of ideology or merit just wind up being ineffective…

I expect we’ll find you making the same comment on every single article over at the Root, yes?

They investigated and other employees corroborated the account.

That’s how they get you though. I’ll be flipping through the channels and see “The Cleveland Show” about to begin so I tune in to listen to the great song. Then I forget to change the channel and suffer through the episode.

Honestly it’s just a hat, get over it people. Your “resistance” is pointless, maybe you know actually vote next time?

Huh, David Arquette and Courtney Cox tried to take some seats next to us for free at an Eddie Izzard concert. The ticketholders of the seats almost punched them in the face and told them to get out.

Both of those spin off shows were horrible. I will say that LeBlanc’s first (?) appearance on Married with Children is one of my favorites, its the episode where Al is trying to figure out a song he likes just based on humming “Hmm hmm, him...”

I think Joey was the only character from Friends you didn’t immediately want to punch in the face, fuck or fuck then punch in the face.

There was also the dire The Cleveland Show. Family Guy itself later admittedly had the best burn about that series’ lack of appeal, “who was that show for, a black guy who had never met another black guy?”