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This douche-nozzle has “Purity” in their name, so right off the bat we know we’re dealing with a self-righteous individual who lacks the ability to distinguish between jokes and actual opinions.

Weezer also did it better. And with real Muppets!

Minute of Fury? More like “Four Minutes of Dead Silence From the Audience”.

Not if they all step inside of it at once.

Recognitions is one of the worst gimmick accounts this site’s ever had.

The show isn’t anywhere near as political as people are acting like it is, though. They briefly talked about her voting for Trump in the premiere, and the internet still hasn’t quite recovered from that, but since then the tone has generally been more in line with the original series.

Coors has been doing “cold-activated” cans for years.

South Park did it!

As long as O’Neal is still around, I just can’t quit this place.

“And while we’ll skip over all the performative posts...”

Soooo... are we not still voting for Kanye in 2020 then?

I actually caught an episode or two of it over the weekend, and enjoyed it more than I thought I would. If there’s one thing that’s aged horribly, it’s Cosby’s old public persona as someone deeply concerned with family values. Can’t believe we ever bought into that one.

The humor in these reminds me of that one ad for The Peanuts Movie where Charlie Brown asked himself, “is there an emoji for ‘good grief’?”

For some reason, after 8 months with a Kinja account, it’s suddenly putting me in the greys and requiring mod approval every time I post something. This might just be the thing that finally makes me give up on this site once and for all.

If there’s one pairing we love to see returning to SNL, it’s Tina Fey and Amy... Schumer?? Who’s been messing with this thing?

This is an eerily plausible origin story for Barsanti. There’s no way an AV Club writer should be this bad at sarcasm; it’s practically part of the job description!

I like how, even though you’re “posting in the wrong thread”, this complaint could easily apply to any of their current articles.

Remember Nicki Minaj? Picture her only worse, and you’ve got one of 2018's hottest up-and-coming rap sensations!

I don’t think the article is making that case at all. Hell, this site bitches about Bernie (and his “bros”) almost as much as they do about Trump.

I guarantee I won’t see this in theaters. It has a distinct “Sunday afternoon on TBS” vibe to it that nobody should have to shell out hard-earned money for.