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One of the scenes mentioned in the review was one that really stood out to me, as it’s practically a metaphor for this whole lousy season: first we see Carl and his one-note psycho girlfriend screaming at each other about pointless bullshit, then they pan over to Lip during a moment of quiet reflection, as he thinks

I was referring more to “berk”, whatever that is. But sure, tweets are words... someone else’s. When someone shows up to a conversation with nothing but embedded tweets from other people, they’re basically saying “I’m too stupid to have my own opinions, but luckily, I have social media to do that for me!”

No. Try using actual words next time.

Ladies and gentlemen grab your torches and pitchforks, which you were each issued the day you registered your Kinja accounts.

That’s right! I did the Monty!

Recognitions will be with you shortly!

The one thing I took from this article is that Breitbart has a better commenting system than The AV Club, which is truly depressing.

I mean, the whole website at this point is basically Univision fucking a corpse. So, probably not.

...a report was published in the (ugh) Daily Mail...”

Well, yeah. Enough about your life though, what are your thoughts on Roseanne?

Gimme a break! Everybody knows that television personalities are born leaders. Just ask #45.

He’s got his hood up, hasn’t shaved in a few days, and is holding up a mug of coffee. #relatable

Then a bad writer wrote a bad story abut it on a bad (but once good) pop culture site. This is like, the Inception of hackiness.

Maybe a few years from now, he’ll be able to run for Mayor of Simpleton.

That sounds like some FAKE NEWS to me! Rigged!!!

The AV Club

It’s actually kinda interesting to look back at the older articles, where there’s hundreds of comments. Now, there’s usually about 25, and most of them are from trolls from the other Kinja sites.

It’s pretty funny that he requested to watch “Why Him”. After all, that’s the same question most of us have been asking ever since he was elected president!

A rap song that features misogynistic lyrics, racial slurs, and dick boasts? Well I for one am absolutely appalled, and also havent heard a rap song since “Rapper’s Delight”.

Sadly, these attitudes are very much in line with what modern liberalism has become in the past few years.  I’ll still embrace it as being a better choice than being a conservative (boy, talk about damning with faint praise), but I’m no longer proud to identify as liberal.