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... That was a joke? Don’t take it out on other people just because it didn’t land. Maybe step away from the computer, go take a walk outside and blow off some of this weird rage you’re feeling.

Vice Principals was one of the funniest things on TV all year, and really stuck the landing with its series finale. It definitely deserves a place on any “best of 2017" list.

Here’s a dollar. Go get yourself a real job.

“People browsing their timelines will then be able to ‘show this thread’ to see the rest of your treatise on why men are trash”

The AV Club

That was fine for the ‘70s, but in 2017 branding is everything, and “women’s lib” just doesn’t look good on a t-shirt.

Are you kidding? Articles like this have been the site’s bread and butter since the switch to Kinja. Some of these articles even pull in dozens of comments. DOZENS!

This site’s edgy, anti-corporate mentality is making me hungry for Hormel Black Label Bacon!

Hughes isn’t really the guy you go to for a news story told coherently. But if you’re looking for some lazy, off-brand O’Neal snark, he’s got your number.

What, no PWR BTTM?

Vaginas actually aren’t very photogenic, and often don’t look great in pictures. If I were to regularly receive vag pics, it probably wouldn’t do much to enrich my life. Now, boobs on the other hand...

Hey, Katie has lived a long and exciting life, rich with fascinating anecdotes much like that one. Do you really expect her to just keep all these gems to herself?

Nobody over the age of 30 should be bitching about their “haters”... it’s just sad. Especially when it’s the goddamn president of the United States.

“Most cringeworthy rap battle of the year? Possibly.”

For most Rolling Stone writers, those are the only erections they can still get.

Didn’t Mariah recently sexually harass her security guard? I would imagine she’ll be making headlines for that, at least.

Actual hot take: This song would be better without Beyonce.

The scene where Nathan shows Maci Nathan For You was such a hilarious, meta moment, and I got a kick out of her reaction to the show. “You’re pretty funny, but kinda mean! You just lie to all these people!”