Finally getting rid of Recognitions would’ve been the one positive thing Kinja did for this site, and it couldn’t even do that.

Meanwhile, Leftists have retaliated by drinking so much wine, they’re changing how it’s sold!

Does it include the line “straight black people are the white people of black people”?

I think that’s something Rivers Cuomo has been doing for quite awhile though... studying hit songs and trying to understand the science of what makes them popular. It’s a formula that’s resulted in some pretty lazy, cynical songs from them over the years. However, the last couple albums by them were surprisingly good,…

“...sounds like nothing else but an attempt to reproduce the pseudo-rock bombast of Imagine Dragons”

It’s a pretty depressing fate for the Antichrist Superstar: spend the past 20 years trying to shock people, and now the only person left who still gets offended at his antics is Sam Barsanti. And that guy gets offended by Kellogg’s Corn Pops, so it’s not exactly saying much.

No offense, but those sound like people to stay “far-far” away from!

I enjoyed it too. Larry David is a master of cringe comedy, and what made it work for me wasn’t so much the material itself (although some of the jokes were better than Perkins gave them credit for), but how clearly uncomfortable it made the audience, and how much Larry relished their disgust. The man doesn’t give a…

The AV Club

Every time I see this show’s stupid name on a billboard, it reminds me of Smilk, the multi-flavored milk from the ‘90s.

Pretty sure it’s not just “Trump’s favorite social media platform”, but also The AV Club’s. What better way to lazily pad out an article than with a few tweets from some random nobodies to show how upset “everyone” is about the latest outrage of the day?

No thank you. Sorry about your childhood though.

You’re not allowed to like anything. Just send The AV Club a list of your favorite TV shows and movies, and Hughes/Barsanti will have several lame hot takes about why they’re racist or misogynistic written up by tomorrow morning.

Hey, Family Guy’s always making Back To The Future jokes. Maybe Seth should’ve put his money where his mouth is, hopped into the Delorean and time-travelled back 30 years ago to prevent this all from happening! Looking at you, Seth.

Kathy Griffin vs. TMZ? Sometimes in war, there are no winners, only losers.

For the love of God, people, stop recording shitty piano renditions of “Where Is My Mind”!

Cartman’s terrible relationship (which is mostly his fault, although this episode showed us some of Heidi’s more annoying traits too) has been a consistently hilarious running gag this year.  Plus, it makes his sub-plot from last season seem like less of a missed opportunity, now that they’re actually exploring the…

Don’t you mean “PWARE-to Rico”?

This is the biggest missed opportunity in duck-related puns since that time the original series did a Back to the Future parody, and called it... “Duck to the Future”. C’mon, “Quack to the Future” was right there!

Why does he suddenly look like a middle-aged pedophile?