Uh oh, I wonder what skeletons this guy’s hiding in his closet that we’ll inevitably be reading about a few months from now.

Purdom does! After each and every new Rick and Morty episode, he rushes straight to Reddit. For research, you see.

Boy, does this guy get paid extra every time he uses the phrase “performative masculinity” ?

Boy, does this guy get paid extra every time he uses the phrase “performative masculinity” ?

You seem like someone who might actually be shittier than the worst Rick and Morty fans. Congratulations, I guess.

If you ask me, conservatives are the real “snowflakes”! Maybe they should go back to their “safe space”! I’m using quotation marks to emphasize that these aren’t words I would normally use, but am in fact very cleverly mocking the way that alt-right people talk!

Oh boy! A reposted article from a couple weeks ago! Great job guys.

Well, aweful spellers at least!

What about “Dilemma”, his duet with Kelly Rowland? Now that was a dilemma.

He’s not mentally challenged, he’s just a raver kid! The difference is minimal, but it’s there.

“Will the Jaguars ever win the Super Bowl??”

On the plus side? MRA/Alt-Right types have made that stupid fucking “sidecut” hairdo instantly uncool by co-opting it. Good riddance!

I dunno about that, it sounds like that irrepressible “Puck” Puckerman is still up to no good!

“Mark Salling, the actor who played reformed bully Noah “Puck” Puckerman on Fox’s Glee,”

Lil’ Hard Dad!!

Jesus Christ, will somebody please perform a fatality on this Baraka dude already?

My biggest disappointment was no Squanchy. He usually turns up in the season finale episodes, but not this year I guess.

So, you’re saying Barkley should just Shut Up and Jam?

Having Trump as a president is so surreal that it’s basically like living inside a South Park episode. So it’s kinda nice that unlike last year, the show doesn’t feel the need to take on him every single week, which just got repetitive. In fact, I’ve gotten more enjoyment out of these past few episodes than I did out…

Better than the Playboy Mansion? Yeah, I don’t know about that.