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What was up with the way Robin talked? He sounded like he was perpetually doing a cruel impression of his own voice.

How would you describe Devin Faraci’s writing: bad, or extremely bad?

If there’s a lesson to take from all this, it’s to remain ever vigilant around homely, mediocre internet writers.

In a rare moment of triumph, Nathan actually did catch the football!

Anthony Napoli asking Nathan if he was there for the Holocaust was just amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing.

It’s kinda funny that this post from an imitation MLA adding absolutely nothing to the conversation has managed to rack up over 30 upvotes, because people didn’t look closely enough to realize it’s not the real deal. That’s the power of the placebo effect!

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to keep copy/pasting the exact same stupid paragraph every time somebody brings up Rick and Morty.

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I’m sure most people on this site have their tired “old man yells at cloud” memes already queued up, but he’s got a point. I actually do think political correctness has some value in how we go about social interactions and treat other people... but keep it the hell away from comedy, because I wanna laugh. Comedy

It seemed way too on the nose that they had the guy wearing a fedora, which is generally considered to be the official hat of the Nice Guy™. It’s a little bit of visual shorthand to the viewer that we’re supposed to hate this guy and be on Sam’s side, when really, both of them came off looking pretty awful.

I know you’re kidding, but I would watch the fuck out of that.

But now where are they going to film Family Still Matters, the inevitable Family Matters reboot?

They weren’t lying... they didn’t mention Trump once. Only “the president”, who within the show’s continuity is Mr. Garrison. He just happens to have all the exact same tendencies as Trump.

Well, that’s a no-brainer, it’s the best show on Netflix. Still good to hear though!

Still not as bad as Steven Universe fans though.

“Who am I? Let’s just say I’m a concerned prude with a lot of time on my hands!”

I really hate that stupid, bug-eyed look she makes every time she gets called out on her own bullshit.

Of course, this revelation probably won’t stop Katie Rife from linking to that same stupid fucking Gawker article every single time there’s a news story about Louis CK, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction at least.

I like how even at his “least hateable”, Macklemore still only deserves a “C” grade. Seems about right!

Well, at least their music coverage couldn’t possibly get any worse!