<b>The AV Club</b>

From now on, I'm gonna live a life of unbridled Whedonism!

I hope this fucking idiot's retinas melt.

Well, looks like this is where I get off. It's been an honor shitposting with you folks these past several years.

Larry David with access to a time machine, getting into social faux pas all over history, would be an absolutely flawless season of television.

Well, it's certainly the buzzword of last year!

Coming up next: Mumford and Sons, playing unplugged versions of songs that were already unplugged to begin with!

Semi-related: I caught some of MTV Undressed last night. It wasn't anything like the old version from the 90's; it was more like a not-fully-naked version of Dating Naked, and it was garbage. Somebody put this channel out of its misery already!

What's your favorite, uh, posish?

Name one 94 year old who's woker than this! I think he handled this topic very wokely.

Just think about all the options this opens up for you: the ironic mustache guy, the spirit hood guy, the unemployed guy who's constantly talking about his "personal brand"..

"Remember all those times I defended @realDonaldTrump and believed he was not actually racist?"

Eh, I'll just continue to get my hackneyed Trump jokes from The AV Club I guess.

The fact that South Park didn't brutally kill him off is one of the most egregious things they've ever done. Like, this is the celebrity they choose to not make fun of?

The AV Club
Fiercely Anti-Intellectual Outrage

"Nia Vardalos…"

With Donald, I can generally piece together what he's saying from how the other characters react to him (i.e., he resents Scrooge's success and thinks he's a bad influence on his nephews). I was pleasantly surprised to see he still has the same voice actor he had in the original DuckTales series; I couldn't imagine…

You actually think this site will still be around in a few years? I never took you for the optimistic type!

From now on, dog face filters only! Actually, you know what, maybe not even that. Why don't people realize how stupid these filters make them look?