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Anus Presley
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That STUNK!!!

Also, two St. Anger references. I thought we all had agreed to pretend that album never happened.

Surely there's a healthy medium between that, and incessantly whining about how pop culture from several decades ago doesn't live up to today's standards of progressivism?

Nah, I didn't mean you specifically, I've actually never really seen you in here so it wouldn't be fair to judge. I was mostly just referring to the fact that the only thing JMP ever does is pick fights with people. I have him blocked so I can't even see what he said, but from the reactions it sure doesn't look like

Jesus, that guy's an attorney? He can't even win an argument with an internet troll, how the hell is he supposed to ever win a court case?

Not only that, but on the set of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson demanded large quantities of peanut butter in his trailer, for "personal reasons".

The AV Club
I think the outrage is a tad overwrought.

Progressive types have been saying "snowflake" and "cuck" an awful lot lately too. They're using it ironically of course, but it reminds me a little bit of that old saying about how if you keep making a stupid face and the wind changes, it will get stuck that way.

The Goddamn George Liquor Program was a Ren and Stimpy spin-off animated in Flash that came out in '97, although it was never broadcast on television for obvious reasons.

Username/ comment synergy!

Finally! The Divergent saga needs closure, and I for one am dying to see what happens next!!
-Nobody

Don't worry, I'm hosting Problematic Karaoke Night at the local pub later, so stop on by!

Fun fact: every time a Sam Barsanti article gets posted, The AV Club's monetary value goes down another 5 bucks.

If you're still interested in being a journalist, now is the perfect time to pursue that. The bar has never been lower.

"Heart Of Gold" would beg to differ.

Bill Maher and Ann Coulter: The Next Generation

So, a doxxer, a troll, a Buzzfeeder, and not one single sympathetic person to root for.
Can we finally admit that this social experiment has been a failure and nuke Twitter from orbit?

No! It has to be a "moon person"! What's the point of inclusivity if you're not calling attention to it in the most blatantly obvious, awkward way possible?

The battle's far from over… there's still the matter of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards blimp. The word "blimp" is very offensive to the morbidly obese!

They should've changed the award to a Bird Person.