This sort of thing is my second least favorite form of clickbait, just behind "[celebrity who's still alive] is DEAD!!! RIP"

Instead of the DARE shirt they gave me, I used to wear a hilarious parody version I bought at a mall kiosk: "DARE to keep cops off doughnuts"!

There's a Gorillaz animated series premiering next year! No word yet on what channel it will be on though.

Is that supposed to be dismissive? I'm pretty sure "dad rock" is higher up on the musical hierarchy than "prepubescent pop".

I know of him. I don't know what any of his songs sound like or why I should give a damn, but I'm aware of his existence!

Stupidity can age you prematurely.

In pretty much every conceivable way except "having sex with men", yes.

At this point, I for one welcome our new Kinja overlords. It will be the thing that gets me to finally stop coming here purely out of force of habit.

But how will they find a director who can pull off the bland, instantly forgettable tone that Ed Sheeran's story requires?

Just wait for the soundtrack. He's got loads of songs about Ipswitch he's just dying for you to hear!

♫ Trump is a real American
Fight for the rights of every man… ♫

At least this will get the job done more instantaneously than eating pictures of Jason Segel.

I like that mustache guy who just keeps listing off musical genres. Even cyanide's not enough to kill him.

This is the internet. You can't just be a casual fan of something. You have to become part of a fandom, which then consumes your identity.

I really hope Squanchy makes another appearance this season. He's my favorite recurring character.

My best guess: It's social commentary. By covering up the images of iconic musicians of the late 20th century with the vapid, dead-eyed faces of 2017's social media "stars", it's making a statement about how utterly meaningless the very concept of celebrity has become. I mean, that seems a little too clever and…

I mean, at least Kim Kardashian was in a sex tape. These two don't even have that going for them.

I dunno, I don't really see the resemblance. This emoji looks like it's thinking, which is something I couldn't imagine The Rock does very much of.

I like him better with his mask on.

The characters look like they're straight out of a Mike Judge cartoon to me.