anus-presley987
Anus Presley
anus-presley987

They're really a pretty blatant ripoff of the Servbots from Mega Man Legends.

You seem like a fun person to watch cartoons with.

I always hate it when he answers questions with just "yes", or "no". If he's not going to attempt to offer any kind of insight, why even bother printing that letter?

Yes, but Garfield's constant threats to send Nermal to Abu Dhabi are Islamophobic!

Next up: rehabilitating the image of Speedy Gonzalez, the Looney Tunes character that overcompensating white people insist is offensive to Mexicans, even though most of them actually seem to like him.

It's "Amazing" that we voted a "Crazy" man into the White House, and now we're "Cryin'"!

Well, he does have donkey brains.

Maybe they could do an episode of the show where Rick and Morty take a portal into the parallel universe of their comic book selves that shows the subtle differences between their two separate continuities. It would be extremely meta, confusing, self-indulgent, and totally something Dan Harmon would do.

I was reading a Simpsons comic book recently, and it really nailed that combination of witty rapid-fire dialogue, slapstick, and surprisingly highbrow literary humor that the show had back in the '90s. It all begged the question: why aren't these the people writing for the show?

The one who had a bucket on his head.
That's gotta narrow it down somewhat, right?

Is this the guy who used to be in Guns N' Roses? If so, he's gotten a better bucket since then.

Clearly you're forgetting about Battlemaniacs, and Battletoads/Double Dragon.

But what about Single Female Lawyer?

I wish more thinkpieces would get rejected.

"Unsung" by Helmet. For some reason those guys never caught on the way Tool did.

For the longest time, I thought Fine Young Cannibals and Fun Loving Criminals were the same band, and wondered why their two hit songs sounded completely different.

Upvoted for Space Lord, motherfucker!

It's hard to write a song about how much you rock, and actually be able to back it up. But Dio pulled it off every time.

Unfortunately, even with Gawker out of the picture, their toxic influence lives on in other websites. Hell, right now this site is being groomed by Univision to be the next Gawker, with its increased reliance on clickbait, and eventual switch to that stupid fucking Kinja comment system.

The only thing I really remember about the clip is Hulk repeatedly blurting out, "Can't believe I just ate like a pig ten minutes ago!!" Even by sex tape standards, it was incredibly strange and embarrassing.