You say that as if the second decade of the 21st century turned things around.

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Nice job Superman-splaining that he should smile more!

Well, "Burned Buttfleck" was definitely worth staying up all night to come up with!

It cracks me up how utterly baffled by these things the professional meme analysts here at GJI seem to be. They give kids with a short attention span something to do with their hands, what's so hard to grasp about that?

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

You'd have to be some kind of super-functioning alcoholic to be able to recite the alphabet backwards. I couldn't even do that sober!

Keeping this utterly inoffensive show that none of us watch off the air is the victory that liberals so rightly deserve! We did it everyone!

It's almost certainly a typo, but for some reason, "Chlamydia of the year" seems even funnier to me. Like it's some kind of award that absolutely nobody wants, and this year, Bieber won!

I don't think dismissing the music of Justin Bieber is "snobbish" so much as just "being a person, with functioning ears".

Too old to be this concerned about being cool (and still not pulling it off), that's for sure.

This is almost as bad as the time he wrote a review of a Guns N' Roses concert and spent several paragraphs bitching about someone accidentally spilling some beer on him.

For some reason, out of that entire grammatical mess, "everyone in the planet" is the part sticking out the most to me. It just hits the ear wrong.

Also, Chris Farley's been dead for like 20 years, but was basically apolitical while he was alive.

Douche Bagalow, Male… Gagalo?

Well in situations like this, my sympathies tend to lie with the victim rather than the abuser. Go figure, right?
He may not have killed himself solely because of the horrible things she said to him, but she certainly contributed to him making that decision.

…Are you seriously claiming it's a bad thing that someone who tried to pressure a mentally ill man into killing himself was convicted??

My favorite Aziz Ansari bit is the one where he witnesses 50 Cent seeing a grapefruit for the first time. "Why isn't it PURPLE??"

Don't you ever say another unkind word about Wayne and Garth!

Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish