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MTV get off the air!!

Don't you mean, "Barsoo"?

I don't mind them, although it seems a little inconsistent what kind of neighborhood the Murphys are supposed to live in. On one side, their neighbors are those trailer trash kids, and on the other, they've got Vic, who seems to be very financially well off (enough to afford a big house and support his out-of-control

I wouldn't be mad at GWAR for decapitating Trump… that's exactly the kind of thing they do. But the Kathy Griffin photo just reeked of a D-list celebrity desperately trying to claw her way back to the C-list.

You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!

You've heard of Colossal Clusterfest? Well, this festival is a Clusterfuck.

The only time I've ever laughed at Family Circus was that time Seanbaby wrote the captions.

That seems like an improvement to me. Like "Garfield Without Garfield".

That Pinky and the Brain idea sounds great, and definitely true to the classic shorts. Plus, you just know they're gonna have a segment where Yakko Wakko and Dot visit the White House to pay Donald a visit, drop some anvils on him and generally torment him until he resigns in shame.

It's more of a "gag" in the sense that looking at the photo will make you want to gag.

Rita and Runt and The Hippos were easily the worst of the bunch, but I'm really excited to see the rest of these characters come back, especially Slappy the Squirrel.

"I look like a hooker!"
"They're called sex workers, and they're heroes!"

How could you forget Carrie Fisher's "head-turning" cameo as a nun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

Mike Judge really seems to bring out the best performances in him, because he's pretty damn funny in the movie Extract too. "I don't wanna work at Southwest Airlines… they make you do the limbo! I'd be the laughingstock of the grindcore community!"

The two gay stoner friends had some hilariously bizarre subplots. I liked the one where the Brian Posehn character's dark secret was revealed: his iPod is comprised of nothing but various versions of "Two Princes".

My son is also named Breitbort!

I took it more as Titus being disgusted at having to sing a song about how great California is. He's a New Yorker after all. But either interpretation is funny. The reveal of that being "the most offensive song ever" after spending all that time singing anti-semitic conspiracy theory songs was my biggest laugh of the

By the way, that album sucked.

I've never seen a black person with that haircut ever though. How on Earth did they decide on that as the official haircut of cultural appropriation?

That sucks. He always reminded me a little of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. Every group of geeks needs someone who's really more of a slacker, otherwise the dynamic just feels off.