Well, he does end up with Laura by the end of the series, although that seemed more like him wearing her down after 9 seasons than her actually being in love with him.

To be fair, do you really expect a robot to be able to tell when someone's joking or not? Basic human concepts like nuance don't compute, so he goes right into attack-mode. I don't blame him, I blame the people who programmed him.

So, is this where we're at now? Even fucking Urkel is considered to be toxically masculine?

Once you're coming down from your trip, weed can actually help you to transition back to reality.

Boy, they're not kidding about that synthetic weed. I've got a friend who got put on probation and could no longer smoke weed, so he picked up that "spice" shit instead, and he's just not the same guy anymore. Unlike weed which is all-natural, nobody knows what goes into the spice, making it about ten times more…

Acid is definitely a cleaner trip. 'Shrooms always tend to give me this weird, panic-y feeling in both my body and mind.

I saw The Foo Fighters on that tour! And yeah, they definitely blew The Chili Peppers out of the water. It didn't help that they were playing mostly songs off of Californication, which while a pretty solid album, is very low-energy by their standards.

There's a pretty tired argument that's frequently invoked on this site that people who aren't into political correctness "just want to use the N-word". Can't I be tolerant of others, but still be sick of the constantly shifting list of asinine buzzwords we're expected to memorize these days?
Anyway, I can kinda see…

The older, stiff animation definitely suited the Jonny Quest-style character designs better.

Yeah, this season didn't really do much for me (although it was better than Archer Vice at least). It was certainly ambitious, and it nailed the film noir vibe it was going for, but it didn't make me laugh very much. I was also disappointed that Archer didn't wake up at the end. Does this mean that the remaining…

Heh, that's how I misread the headline at first too. At least nobody's feelings were hurt!

For a show that basically existed for no reason other than ogling hot chicks, there sure were a lot of one-piece bathing suits on Baywatch.

So… he's better than Josh Gad, then?

Honestly, Simon Cowell seems like a class act compared to this. He would've just made fun of them for their shitty singing, not make some failed attempt at a dark joke about their daughter being an "accident". Tyra Banks is fucked in the head.

Yeah, plus this is basically just a repeat of that "FCC not investigating Colbert" article they ran a couple weeks ago. I'm getting deja vu over here!

Yeah, this stop-and-go approach TBS has taken to airing this season's episodes is just baffling, and it's been very difficult to keep track of when it's on. Apparently next week's episode is a new one though.

I was surprised by how unlikable the dog was. His voice was very nasal and whiny, and he was like this overly clingy friend that gets passive-aggressive whenever you hang out with someone else. "Man's best friend" indeed!

Wow, cheap shot at Incubus out of nowhere! They're not even mentioned in the article.

Eh, it's a celebrity we don't like, embracing a political ideology we don't like. It may not be news, but hey, it's an opportunity for some lazy snark, and isn't that enough?

And now he's working at a Kinko's, MAKIN' COPIES!