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Anus Presley
anus-presley987

I just can't get over the fact that this is a show where these animals do nothing but have long, philosophical conversations… and their mouths don't even move when they speak. Come on animators, you had one job!

I miss The Life and Times of Tim.

Yeah, I feel like I've definitely heard that story about Hugh Jackman trying to play Wolverine as a wolf before, very recently. Have we gone into repeats?

No, Eric Foreman as Venom was a dumb idea. This is some casting that actually makes sense.

Oh sure, that's just what we need, more empty promises!

Fuck it. Since we apparently need to have pop culture figures as presidents now, it might as well be The Rock. Better him than Kanye, Oprah, or four more years of Trump!

"Poison Heart" has a brief guitar solo. It ain't much, but it definitely qualifies as a lead guitar part.

"Floods" by Pantera. Dimebag had this really expressive, bluesy style that elevated him above most metal guitarists, and this was easily his best solo.

I feel like I've definitely heard a Ramones song with a guitar solo on it before. It was one of their '80s songs nobody really talks about, but still.

Somebody needs to tell that bearded drummer to trim it down to just a mustache!

That sucks, this guy was easily the most talented singer of the grunge era. I'm very lucky to have been able to have seen him perform with Soundgarden when I had the chance. Say hello to Heaven, Chris!

Yeah, I for one find his picture to be downright distasteful to look at.

I mean, it's kind of fascinating that this guy's ideas to improve the show mainly seem to consist of adding more bros and racism, but it's not exactly newsworthy.

That's our Barsanti!

No pictures? When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?

It's pretty damn funny that right-wing dickbags like this guy are starting to adopt the far left's propensity for phony outrage, after positioning themselves as being an antidote to political correctness.

That would be a very difficult voice to fall asleep listening to.

Anytime PWR BTTM isn't mentioned in a Newswire, people should be asking, "where's PWR BTTM?"

It can be two things!

The real problem is that they stopped playing that rock and roll.