The Onion has this problem all the time. Reality runs over parody and science fiction these days

But consider that at least two of them members have stated in rulings that "sodomy is not a civil right". And Justice Thomas has stated, repeatedly, that the Bible rather than man-made laws is the ultimate legal authority in America.

Quite the contrary. The Roberts Court has not been judicially conservative. It has been the most radical Court of at least the last 100 years according to the ABA. It has been more likely to overturn established precedent, more likely to make sweeping rulings from limited appeals and more consistent in supporting…

The Roberts Court? Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick. They'll not only declare that the State has a compelling interest in preventing sodomites and sapphists from marrying. They'll overturn Loving vs. Virginia.

The original fuel-air explosive

Not exactly. As Gospel X pointed out the sugars in the whey are discarded. More to the point, the bacteria turn the residual sugars into, well, more bacteria.

"A Game of Rats and Dragon"?

You know it's going to end in Shoggoths

Don't worry. Donald Rusmfeld made a shit-ton of taxpayer money when the Bush Administration stocked up on Tamiflu, and only Tamiflu. That's what's important

I didn't know how it sounded. Now that I've heard it it couldn't be any other way.

Not sorry enough

That's not the real reason. They are just so ugly cancer even cancer won't touch them

Not my opinion, the District Attorney's. Evidence plus public admission? He should be all over this.

Victims never press charges in Canada or the US. The State does. They can do it with or without the cooperation of the victim. Obviously the DA doesn't think there's anything worth pursuing here. Just a darkie beating up on another darkie.

Lots of people have been asking "Why doesn't the victim press charges?" Let me explain:

More to the point, they can be insured in the US as motorcycles rather than cars. This makes them cheaper to drive.

Because the author is afraid of guns and doesn't like the idea of gun owners behaving in non-stereotypical ways. It really is that simple

Not even vaguely, I'm afraid. "Nature" didn't want us separate. "Nature" doesn't want anything since it's not alive and has no desires.

I'll let Tim Minchin speak for me

Clarke. The last line was great: "And if any of you are still White we can cure you"