Interesting? Try "horrifying".

Don't worry. We'll catch up to El Salvador. We've already passed them in income and wealth inequality

Yes, but he does it by turning a large mountain of food into energy and a small mountain of poop

Yep. That's Biblical Marriage.

40 and aging gracefully, but the Republicans still want to rape and kill her.

You can't argue with data like these, but the US Right Wing will scream and lie and stamp their feet and threaten to kill you if you bring them up.

Silver said that "The half-pike hath advantage against all other weapons". He had a point

Look a little further. They are thirsty. Swallowing causes pain and frustration. They get agitated at the sight of water. It pretty much follows from one to the next

Nope. Take a look at the references below.

The Wiki is your friend:

This has been my thesis for decades.

Au contraire. Someone out in Internetland is wanking furiously to this

These "I Just Know 'Cause I Have Kids" parents aren't just idiots. They're a menace to everyone else. If it were just them dying I'd say "Fine. Willful ignorance should hurt." If it were just their kids I'd be unhappy, but ultimately it's their ticket in the Evolutionary Sweepstakes, not mine.

Mein Kampf is a better love story than Twilight

That passed "TMI" about five miles back

Spears and shotguns. It's the only way to be sure.

At least a fox can't climb or open the window. And they're solitary.

Think of them not as raccoons but as desktop bears.

Of course Hollywood doesn't have much to do with reality. That applies to everything from guns to romance. And when you're dealing with something people have no direct experience of it's even worse.

Try a standard poodle, a Portuguese water dog or one of the poodle mutts which are popular right now. They have hair, not fur, and don't shed. This brings the allergy factor way, way down.