Doesn't anyone read the classics anymore?

Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh! I desperately want to see it, but it will never make it to Oregon.

How many of the women commiserate about being "bro'd" sneer at men who complain about "The Friend Zone"? Daresay quite a few. It transcends gender.

If they'd done that after Genghis Khan's death his empire would have lasted longer.

Oh, so true. One of the problems with being a Big Writer is nobody edits your stuff.

Very true. It's by Simon R. Green. Less pr0n, more witty repartee.

Prominent copies of AdBusters no doubt

One of their quaint folk beliefs was that it was wrong to shed the blood of nobility. So this and rolling upper-crust enemies in carpets and beating them to death wasn't uncommon

There you go again, ruining a perfectly good gross-out frothing frenzy with boring facts.

One of them was the best-loved, most durable poet of the 20th century. The other was a self-absorbed traitor.

The cats are hoping to move it back until they get an extra meal

My dog knows exactly when 7pm (his dinnertime) rolls around.

At a lot of schools, especially State schools, you can't make your own schedule. You take what you can, when you can. That's why the UC system tells you to assume it will take five years to graduate. It will simply take that long for you to get into your required classes, let alone the ones you want to take because…

Yep. It's all about the size of his dick. If you want to "send a message" use email fer fewksake.

Also, his parents' income might still count against him for FAFSA which means no financial aid.

My first thought was "drugs".

People can have all kinds of jobs, work in the foundry as a coke sackers, in clothing stores as sock tuckers, in wineries as cork soakers. Then there's Judge Moriarty. He's the real McCoy.

Fair enough.

Not I, not a bit unless we were in a long-term relationship

Pepper spray and big knives. That should do the trick.