Real trifle has cream and real cake and alcohol and other Good Things.

Why not? The Big Lie has been Standard Operating Procedure in Republican campaigns since Lee Atwater.

If your well doesn't augur well, well, use an auger, not an augur.

Racism. Sexism. Xenophobia. Anti-Semitism. Classism. They were different times and had different standards. I don't like it, but that's the reality. Mostly I acknowledge it and keep reading. If it's too awful - cf. Sax Roehmer or Katherine Kurtz - I stop reading the book.

+1 Internets for you!

Nope. You'd just get hit on by a more ... sophisticated... breed of horndog

You've never seen high heels? Shoes that are actively bad for you are pretty stupid

The kind of guy who spends a lot of time looking at men's designer shoes is more likely to hit on other guys. And women stereotypically look at shoes more than men. So maybe it would work.

God bless you, Mr. (or Ms.) Rosewater

If there's santorum in the middle someone isn't practicing good hygiene.

He thinks about gay sex more than most horny gay teenagers and contraception more than the CEO of the Ortho Gynol corporation. But I don't think he's gay or uses birth control.

But there's a downside - removed fillings

This is not exactly news. Dulce de Leche has been a delicacy for a long, long time. And there are plenty of Middle Eastern and Indian sweets where the recipe starts "Boil a gallon of milk down to half a cup..." The only thing even slightly different is starting with half the work already done by Eagle Brand.

We had an Aussie Cattle Dog that could herd chickens. Now THAT took some fine control. Too far away, and they mill around. Too close, and they scatter.

Oh, just cut to the chase already.

Thank you, Doctor Solis.

You'll note he talks about inducing nausea at the taste of beef, not meat in general. Given his last name I'm willing to be dollars to horse turds that he eats a lot more pork.

A future British Queen wearing green on St. Patrick's Day at an official function.

What's two miles long and has 10,000 assholes?

Your last name wouldn't happen to be "Paisely", would it?