Cosmic Terminator

Part of it is that you need good roads for those wheels to really be useful.

Even his spermatozoa have standards and wouldn't want to risk making another Rush Limbaugh

I dunno. Is kicking someone repeatedly inna fork hot, steamy sex?

True in fact, but not in law. The use of deadly force to prevent rape is well-established in case and statute law.

I'd hope they would. It would get the President another two points in the polls.

Amen to that. Unfortunately, the only people Congress is responsible to are corporations.

Amen to that. If you're accurately reporting what someone said, accurately report it. Context is everything.

Well, no shit. We've been stuffing animals full of antibiotics for decades to increase weight and keep them alive in horrible conditions. And there's been a general increase in antibiotic resistance. Of course we'll be seeing this.

Don't worry. Real balls aren't touching, so you're not a fag.

There are laws governing internships even if we don't enforce them anymore. Interns are supposed to be there for their education. It is a crime for them to be doing anything which economically benefits the employer, especially if it displaces paid workers. If you can't afford to pay workers the prevailing wage or at…

It is work. If you work, you deserve to be paid. It really is that simple.

The Charedim should be neutered. They are a blight on Judaism.

And then there's the joy of Peyronie's Disease. If it's severe enough you can go instead of coming.

Why the long explanation of "detumescence"? Just say "Imagine a threeway with Callista Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh"

Do you really want to know? Follow the links...

My genitals are doing their best to become internal after reading that description.

If you can shtup non-human aliens with dextro-rotary DNA, then making the sign of the double-humped wombat with a human of the same gender is pretty tame.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

This is why we used to have Labor Laws.