Ten minutes of "my chute just tore away" is a very, very long time.

If anything goes wrong he's got a LONG time to regret jumping out of a perfectly good airplane

The sneaky ninja stuff is for the TV crews. I've seen other material about them. They are a well-trained, well-equipped paramilitary group. The police in Iran also have all-female formations including ones which are the equivalent of American SWAT units

Not if she kills him first.

Pundit comes from "panditi", a learned person.

VERY informative

He did the impossible. He made me ashamed to be a Jew.

In the immortal words of Sir Harry Flashman "There were some odd folk about in the Earlies"

Dick "Darth" Cheney

That is why I am proud of my Amphibian-American heritage. We call the three foot sticky tongue "Frog Pride"

They actually replace it with a section of Coke can.

The Kama Sutra says that there are three sorts of women - the deer, the mare and the female elephant. There are also three sorts of men - the rabbit, the bull and the horse. It is best if the deer is paired with the rabbit, the mare with the bull and the female elephant with the horse.

A longer one is more useful for depositing yo-ho-ho near the cervix and scooping out the prostate squeezins of the last guy who was there. Makes sperm-competition sense

Forget my mind! I don't want to think of what it would do to my shmekele!

You've said everything that needs to be said here

Sex is a serious business in the vegetable world.

I usually want nothing to do with Bloomberg.

"Disgrace for the Cure" is my new favorite phrase!

Or one of these, just sayin'

Well, yeah. These are NYPD cops. If you didn't tell them raping suspects to death was against department policy they'd probably have a go.