You make a good case.

Miami Dolphin Jay Cutler: “Ahem...”

I'm not sure I am okay with a huge city plunging major services into darkness just to advertise "Bumblebee."

Welp, be sure to have a good answer ready when asked to choose the form of The Destructor.

I went down a weird internet worm hole today trying to determine what “Bad Boy Mowers” is and why they sponsor the Gasparilla Bowl. It ended with my boss telling me to get back to work, but I learned: that I should “mow with attitude”; an orange walk-behind mower costs over $1k; they make culvert cleaners; I can buy…

Watching Steelers fans on Twitter complain about a BS defensive pass interference call in the 1st half was....something. It was a bad call, but apparently there are actually Yinzers out there who think the Steelers never get calls.  Seriously.

Feels awkward handing that a star.  Gonna go ahead and do it anyways.

Great job everybody, now hit the showers!

...you can’t get addicted to something you never try. This isn’t cancer. This isn’t Alzheimer’s disease, dementia, or something like that. This is self-inflicted.”

There’s so much awesome to unpack here, but the austere of the repeated A. A. Ron is choice.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Finally, STL COPs in the news for something good.

By responding to the initial tweet the way she did, isn’t Carrie Underwood kind of doing what she is criticizing Jessica Smetana for doing? That message is definitely not an attempt to “build up” another woman. Quite the opposite.

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

Taste in music is subjective. Just because one person says a song sucks, doesn’t mean it sucks to someone else. If you like a song, you like a song, and nothing anyone says will change that.

Monday Night M.O.D.O.K.

Witten and McFarland are harmless dopes. I like it when they disagree and continue as the game moves on. It’s like they’re with you at the bar.