Nice, no mention of the Saints; Week 1 was so long ago that everyone has forgotten where Fitzmagic got its legs this season.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Because saying “NFL stadium in Glendale” is a lot more clear than saying “State Farm Stadium”, which is basically meaningless to like 98+% of readers*.

You’d be amazed. Raiders fans travel well, thanks to the massive bus fleet owned by the California Department of Corrections.

No one would notice if they didn’t play at all next season.

Also, no one cares where they play next season.

I like the MC, particular at the end when he’s like “you know you coulda . . . ah fuck it, whatever, it’s over.”

You’d think she’s have to go to Colombia or the Dominican to have something like that done, but there are plenty of unscrupulous plastic surgeons right here in the good ol’ U.S. who will make you look like a walrus if you pay them enough.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

Pat would be extremely disappointed to have his family affairs play out in the public

As an aside, all I remember from playing Super Tecmo as a teenager is that I was unstoppable with the Eagles, despite the fact that 100% of the time I chose the same play (the lower left of the screen?). I think it sent everyone deep or something. Thank you for letting me share.

How is (was?) this guy a head coaching candidate? I will admit I only know him as a head coaching candidate because the MNF talking heads would not stop bringing up that fact he is (was?) and how great he is, despite his unit getting dominated by the Region of Gloom all night.

We’re through the Looking Ass here, people!

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

The 3rd fumble was the Giants stripping the QB of the ball. The first 2 were LOLBears.

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.

Larkin was suspended just three games for the hit.

how dare you, Drew Brees is a saint 

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done.