“Love child, never meant to be...”

He probably had a higher chance of being penalized for hitting those QBs than for hitting those women.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

Wow - sorry Cowboys and Bengals - you snooze, you lose! 

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

He was publicly owned yesterday too!

A 27-24 game would likely have been decided by whichever team got the ball last...

“one of the best QBs of this generation — and likely all time”

I dunno how much time McCarthy has left, but no way he’s gonna be able to stop the clock.

The only reason he’s got a job is Rodgers. If he were in Detroit, he’d have gone 3-13, 2-14, and 6-10 and lost his job and been back to the weeds where he belongs.

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

The man has outlived the average Packers fan by 12 years. Each day is a blessing

ESPN: “Quick! To the Booger Mobile!”

That field truly looks like it had played host to one of the most savage tank battles in modern history which is weird because the Raiders-Cardinals game isn’t until Sunday.

1.) Way to prove my point.

A good portion of them are hobos given tickets for a pint of blood.

It’s a well-known fact that 73% of all Jets home game attendees are simply passersby who were dragged in and given a jersey to wear at gunpoint by Fireman Ed

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.